Brrrrring back summer
It is very cold.
Today, there was frost on the windshield of my car, and in the yard.
Why is my car parked outside when I have a two car garage? Because the garage door is on the fritz and has not been fixed yet.
And there is half a tree laying in our front yard. Lightning struck it and half is still standing.
The English department is still running the air conditioning. My office is an ice-cube.