In the past 24 hours, I have wished at some point:

• that I could fit in one size smaller pants
• that certain members of my family weren't disabled
• that I was a hermit
• that I could live in another country and not tell anyone where I was
• for a large pizza with chicken and pepperoni and onions
• to suddenly come into a large LARGE sum of money
• to move into a new apartment
• to know what the hell I'm doing with my life
• that I could say fuck and not feel like I have to say I'm sorry